Some Disassembly Required [Happy Holidays] God return it to the battlefield

return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it

They found something far greater

{T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target attacking creature this turn

you may have that creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked

Empyrial Tactician enters the battlefield or a creature you control deals combat damage to a player

Some Disassembly Required [Happy Holidays] God return it to the battlefieldSet: Happy Holidays Type: Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {B} {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords. Now all they needed was a jolly, happy soul.