Statement Piece Tee Contest Winner

Statement Piece Tee Contest WinnerIf you wear this, people will assume you're a deep thinker with a well developed stance on something and a clever way to get it across. No problem if you aren't all or any of those things. Just answer questions about it with "I don't think you'd get it" or "I'm tired of having to explain it." Now people will think you're a douche too. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that

The Joseph Campbell of clothing articles except we did absolutely no research and are saying absolutely nothing profound

but isn't it worth finding out

If somebody who people think is cool is paid to wear something

-The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together

Planning an open casket funeral but don't have a suit to wear and still want to dress appropriately

This one is amazing

Maybe you want to rep it

You will be when you wear the shirt too

Is your sports team mascot a racist caricature that quickly needs a new image

or ridiculously offensive

We aren't advocating for or against drugs

not do something