Snack Dealer Comfort Colors Tee Color:Crimson

Snack Dealer Comfort Colors Tee Color:CrimsonOperating out of a purse. Inventory includes goldfish, fruit snacks, and emergency granola bars. The playground knows the name. The minivan is the warehouse. Business is booming. The Details: Features a golden yellow distressed illustration of a hand offering a snack, with bold golden yellow distressed retro text reading "Snack Dealer." The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit

It’s not day drinking if it’s a national holiday

Red and gold ink palette

It’s not a word

Unbothered

green grass

Black arched text reads "October Appreciation Society" above a black cat face with orange and red eyes and a pink nose

You’re on the run from accountability

Features a retro-style winking pink bunny with black whiskers wearing a red heart bow

At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist

Not always a good one

the ruined countertops

Two blue tit birds perched on a snowy branch in blue