Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red " You are one minor

" You are one minor inconvenience away from becoming your own villain origin story

You’re not paranoid

You’re in a committed relationship with a blanket and a remote control

She just doesn’t want to be found right now

Now it knocks things off your nightstand at 4 a

Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Long Sleeve Tee Color:Red " You are one minorSomewhere between your second glass of wine and your third online purchase, you started relating to Santas lifestyle a little too hard. The man had a roster. You have a rotation. The math checks out. The Details: Vintage style artwork featuring a red and cream illustrated Santa alongside two women in red dresses. Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed, throwback finish. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve