Mildly Unhinged T-Shirt Size:S Or don’t—free will is a

Or don’t—free will is a curse

and those who treat social interaction like a tax audit: painful

It’s personalized with the year of your choice

This shirt is for anyone who’s already over resolutions before the calendar even flips

Equal parts vintage charm and questionable decision-making

Mildly Unhinged T-Shirt Size:S Or don’t—free will is aThis tee says what your therapists face wont: the hinges are loose, and thats just how we like it. Featuring a bold gothic style typeface and a perfectly chaotic energy, its ideal for anyone riding the fine line between Im fine and I will absolutely spiral. Crafted from soft, breathable, lightweight cotton, this shirt feels way more stable than you do. Whether you're doomscrolling, fake laughing in meetings, or giving off approach with caution vibes